So we’re back from our state circuit tour and are glad to have a vacation from our vacation. We loved being off work and getting to see everyone, but bouncing around like ping pong balls for ten days will really take the energy out of you.
If only we weren’t so popular. Hmm… 🙂
During our grand tour my parents thought it would be a
demented wonderful idea to buy my husband a giant plastic centipede. Yes, a centipede. Complete with fangs and stingers and jiggly little legs.
Some of you may have been around for my post on these little nightmares, but just in case you weren’t, here are some pleasant facts about Satan’s many-legged minions:
- They are FAST! Wickedly, otherworldly fast.
- They have long fangs that leave puncture marks like a snake.
- They are nocturnal.
- They eat anything and everything. Including bats and snakes. And probably people, if they can catch you. Which they can.
- They come originally from Africa, but are also abundant in the Caribbean, where they strike fear into the hearts of all but the hardiest of visitors.
- They are very hard to kill. The best method is to cut them into pieces, but then even those pieces will run around and try to bite you (and they can).
So. Yes. Quite adorable.
And after traveling thousands of miles by plane to escape them, I now have one IN MY HOUSE! Thanks Mom. And Dad. Thanks so much.
Here is Meera, doing what sane creatures do when they find centipedes — try to kill them.