Finding a pacifier lodged behind a shoulder or under a head and removing it without waking the baby.
Finding a tiny mouth and slipping a pacifier into it in a semi-conscious state in the middle of the night without waking the baby.
Eating off a plate balanced precariously over sleeping baby’s head and not dropping food on the baby (or dropping food on the baby and cleaning it off without waking the baby).
Generally doing anything with the baby without waking the baby.
Measuring water, measuring formula powder, connecting all bottle parts with one hand while wiggling baby is balanced in the other.
Finding the elusive, ever-changing, perfect bounce rhythm to put baby to sleep.
Anticipating the cough and catching the pacifier like a pop fly.
Lining up a thousand tiny snaps correctly.
Buttoning buttons on the back of baby’s onesie (obviously put there by someone who has never dressed a baby).
Closing the diaper seconds before the explosion.
What are your #momskills?